• Relationship joke
  • A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to." she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband asked as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue." she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked the idea so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the "statue." Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here." he said to the 'statue.' "Eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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  • 13 Aug '20 - 11:27am
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  • Comments (13)
  • frankemmy on 13 Aug '20 - 11:45am
    birds of the same feather.
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  • justicedung on 13 Aug '20 - 11:55am
    wow flogs together
    1
  • nellygloria on 13 Aug '20 - 04:03pm
    hahahahaha, now who is fooling who. the man na akota sign
    1
  • rich1994 on 13 Aug '20 - 12:40pm
    Nice one brother keep updateing please
    0
  • chriskay on 13 Aug '20 - 01:10pm
    that's so hillarious
    0
  • hamzat on 13 Aug '20 - 08:42pm
    aaaa can't stop laughing at this joke
    0
  • ubn4god on 14 Aug '20 - 10:40am
    na wa ooo,smart husband
    0
  • dboyisgud on 14 Aug '20 - 03:35pm
    things fall apart
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  • koroscor on 14 Aug '20 - 09:17pm
    Oga of the Smith's is around,...
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  • baronmeshach on 15 Aug '20 - 08:16am
    hahahahahahah no b lie inside life
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  • goslow on 17 Aug '20 - 04:41pm
    he like himself he
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  • ndifon on 18 Aug '20 - 11:59pm
    kiikikikikikii cant stop laughing
    0
  • jacobsunday7434 on 12 Dec '20 - 10:58am
    na hungry go kill you
    0
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