• The woman and the dog
  • Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for Roscoe, our hunting dog, and was standing in line at Wal-Mart getting ready to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was "where's your sign lady" but decided to go with it...SO...On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Weight Loss Diet again. I said I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is; you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, and that the food is nutritionally complete... so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story to say the least. Totally horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. She got upset. Made a complaint. WAL-MART asked me not to shop there anymore. It was worth it.
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  • 19 Jun '20 - 06:26am
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  • Comments (12)
  • usifoh on 19 Jun '20 - 06:28am
    not too bad thoooooooooo
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  • mpabia on 19 Jun '20 - 02:13pm
    lolllllll this one off me hehehehehe
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  • winner25 on 27 Jul '20 - 10:03pm
    God you know how much I hate dogs
    1
  • elodivine on 19 Jun '20 - 06:29am
    I smile....oyibo women and dog
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  • charles on 19 Jun '20 - 06:37am
    mad oooooooooooooooooooo
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  • gloryesosa on 19 Jun '20 - 07:00am
    lolzzzzzzzzz mad oooooooooooooooo
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  • molen316 on 19 Jun '20 - 08:37am
    hmmmmm,nice one
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  • anderson1 on 19 Jun '20 - 11:03am
    🤣lollzzz oyinbo with dogs sha😂😂
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  • emmaunel on 19 Jun '20 - 11:26am
    hahahahaha 😘😊😘😊😘😊😘😊😘😊
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  • wiseman11 on 20 Jun '20 - 03:59pm
    No problem we hear you
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  • unegbuemeka12 on 21 Jun '20 - 02:56am
    Off me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 interesting though
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  • wiseman11 on 21 Jun '20 - 07:53pm
    hahahahahahahaha......
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