Have you heard about the duck that was arrested for dealing?
He was selling 'quack'
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. .
Three years later thereâs a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says: âWhat the hell was that all about?
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?