Wife: honey can u please help me clean the garden?
Husband: do i look like a gardener?
Wife: ooh im sorry honey, okay then fix the bathroom door pls
Husband:do i look like a carpenter?
Husband walks out , at returning , he finds the garden cleaned and the door fix
Husband: i knew my wife will do this all by herself
Wife: it not me
Husband: who then
Wife: Jonny our neighbor
Husband: how much did u pay him?
Wife: he gave me two options , bread o sex
Husband: i hope u gave him bread?
Wife: do i look like a baker?
The man is still receiving treatment at teaching hospital