CHEMISTRY and his brother PHYSICS with deep sorrow announce the death of their father Mr MATHEMATICS who died in a serious CALCULATION on blackboard road, off chalk avenue.
AGRICULTURE has promised to provide land for the burial while WOODWORK and FINE ART will make and decorate the casket respectively .
Entrepreneurship and his wife Mrs COMMERCE have pledged to provide food and transport for the mourners .
CRK will pray the departed soul .
HISTORY and her friend Mr GEOGRAPHY will narrate the life history of Mr MATHEMATICS to the mourners.
ENGLISH will be the master of the ceremony and BIOLOGY will tell the mourners the disease that killed Mr MATHEMATICS.
I must sue his deadbody for money he borrowed from me says Mr ACCOUNT.
I WISH YOU ALL WRITING WAEC SUCCESS IN YOUR EXAMS .